Thursday, October 12, 2006

The cornerstone of diplomacy

Pinsky: Think about it. When you die they stick you in the ground and it's the worms that eat you up!
Z.Z.: Then somebody digs up the worms that ate you and use them to catch fish which somebody else eats.
Donkeylips: So, wait a second, guys. When we had fish sticks the other night, I could have eaten a fish, that ate a worm, that ate Elvis?
Z.Z.: You could be burping up the King as we speak!
[Pinsky holds up a worm]
Pinsky: Hey, look at me! I ate Moe from the Three Stooges!
[ZZ also holds up a worm]
Z.Z.: I ate Henry David Thoreau at Walden Pond.
Donkeylips: Come on, guys, just cut it out! That's weird!
[Pinsky holds up another worm]
Pinsky: Hey, look at me I ate Curly! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
Z.Z.: Betsy Ross!
Donkeylips: That does it! I'm off of seafood. I'm sticking with hot dogs!
Z.Z.: You know what they put in hot dogs?
Donkeylips: I don't want to hear it!



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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Genius.

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