When Saban got the footage of the original show - Kyattou Ninden Teyandee (Ninja Cats, What the--?) - they didn't get the scripts along with it. So they had to come up with their own.
Narrator: With cat-like treads, Speedy, begins to search the premises. He seeks every little crook and nanny. Uh, nack and croony. Crack and noony. Noon and cracky. Nacky noony, cracker--
Princess Vi: You're so heroic... Like Sean Connery!
Speedy: What? Oh, yeah. A lot of people get the two of us mixed up.
Speedy: Mr. Cheese?
Big Cheese: You were expecting Ann Margaret?
Speedy: Uh, what's with the get up?
Big Cheese: Road company of Grease. I got Olivia Newton-John's part. Okay by you?
The Samurai Pizza Cats Oath
Big Cheese: The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note,
Gerry Atric: Their antics take your breath away,
Big Cheese: Like furballs in your throat!
Speedy: We kittens are a special breed, we never call retreat!
Guido: Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
Esther: We land upon our feet!
Narrator: So, hail to thee, o Pizza Cats, please ring your little bell! Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like--
Pizza Cats: PIZZA CATS!
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Fantastic.
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